Skits Funny ardayda dugsiga sare ah oo ku saabsan dugsiga

skits Funny ardayda dugsiga sare waxa laga yaabaa inaad quduus ka noocyo kala duwan oo mawduucyo iyo dhibaatooyinka carruurta maanta. Tani imtixaanada soo socda, qalin, firaaqada iyo doorashada xirfadda mustaqbalka. Sidoo kale, beer ballaaran caasinimada - xiriirka ardayda iyo waalidiinta. Waxaan bixinaa skits funny ah oo ku saabsan dugsiga ee ardayda dugsiga sare, taas oo ku haboon yihiin fasax ah. keeni doonaa noocyo kala duwan oo hubi inaad dhunbadeen dhagaystayaasha!

"Boxing"

skits Funny ardayda dugsiga sare waxaa laga yaabaa in ay ugu kala duwan oo aan caadi ahayn. Tusaale ahaan, waxyaabaha soo socda.

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Ardayga First: Waxaad Th qaatay qalinka, sida amiiradaha tabinta. (U riix)

Ardayga labaad: Th A waa ka xumahay wax, Zhadoba. On! (Gana isaga xamili by collar ah).

Ardaygu wuxuu marka hore: (wuxuu Yeela feedh ah in wajiga) Waa hagaag, oo dhan kapets Yimaadaan.

ardayga labaad: Kuwani waa kirdyk, gataan! (Siinaya cabbire ah jidhka. Waxaa ay ku bilaabataa dagaal oo ah qaab gariir ururshay iyo replicas "Waxaad th?!" "Oo waa inaad Che?".)

Si lama filaan ah macalin ku haboon: "Boxing, feerka, feerka ..."

In fasax fasalka iyo daqiiqado of aamusnaan.

"Koraaya"

Aad raadinayso ee Dakatu asalka ah, funny, ardayda dugsiga sare iyo waalidkood? Waxaan bixinaa seenyo xiiso leh, oo uma baahna diyaarinta badan.

Ka qaybgalayaasha: Gudoomiyaha, hooyaday, gabar.

Dhawaaqay: daqiiqad Happy Happy Saacadda. Gabadhay u tageen inay fasalka ugu horeysay.

On hooyadiis goobta iyo gabadheeda.

Hooyo: Docha in riyaaqay ee dugsiga, in badan oo ka mid ah shan?

Gabadhay: (xiiso leh) macalin A, sida cirfiid a, ila jirta oo dhammu waa saaxiibo, waxaan ka helay 3 shan!

Dhawaaqay: marayaa shanaad aad godok, halkan tagaa pyatiklassnitsa.

Hooyo iyo gabadhaada in wax soo saarka kasta oo in la beddelo.

Hooyo: Well, gabar yar, sidee tahay? Intee in leeg ayaad la weydiiyay waxa dugsiga?

Gabadhay: (ibixi) Petrov - orgi, mar dambe waan soo jiidayaa iyada soohi. Maanta, indhaha isaga siiyey. Waxaad Agaasimaha sabab qaar ka mid ah, lagu magacaabo ...

Dhawaaqay: Oo halkan mar kale, Daqsi, iyo siddeedaad-fasalka - ilmaha.

Gabadhay darafka gaaban, dhogorta wax ka yar Punk ah.

Hooyo: Gabar yar cute, si fiican, sida aan sugayay agaasimaha mar kale?

Gabadhay: (carro) Dhammaan gudcur adag, iyo xamaarato oo dhan. Petrov ayaa mar kale lagu gubay, idiinku yeedhay Guddiga.

Dhawaaqay: toban sano ayaa ka soo wareegtay iyo hadda, ay tahay fasalka tobnaad.

Gabadhay xun ka kooban, ee keenaya dharka. Hooyo ee safaleeti fadhiya noqday murugo.

Hooyo: Hey, gacaliyo, sidee tahay? Maanta dugsiga aad ahaayeen?

Gabadhay: Waa maxay dugsiga uu leeyahay kiiska, iyadoo Petrov waqti sare diiwaanka ee ...

"Yaa soo qaaday Ismaaciil?"

Haddii aad u baahan yar dugsiga skits funny waayeelka, waxaad isticmaali kartaa fikrad soo socda.

Ka qaybgalayaasha: ardayda dugsiga sare, macallin, agaasimaha.

On marxaladda waxaad ka dhigi kartaa 2 miisaska, kuraasta macalimiinta.

Macallinku wuxuu galo fasalka, hello.

Macallimow, homework celi. Sidaas daraaddeed, Sidorov!

Sidorov: xaq A aadanaha, waxaan ahay, waxaan ugu dambeyntii awoodo Nitsche!

Macallinka: Sidorov, ii sheeg qaatay Ismaaciil?

Sidorov: Pigweed Ivanovna, waxaan Nitsche, hadalkayga ma qaadan ma ay qaadan Ivanov oo dhan.

Ivanov: Waa maxay Ismaaciil, Anigu ma arag Misbaax, waxa uu ma ii!

Macallinka: (carro) samir All my waa daalan! Waxaan ugu baaqayaa agaasimaha.

Waxa uu tagaa oo wuxuu wataa agaasimayaasha.

Macallimow, Waxaynu leennahay cashar saddexaad oo aynaan ka heli kartaa qaatay Ismaaciil?

Agaasimaha: Waa maxay 10-B? No, kuwaas oo aan la soo noqdeen!

"Shan ka mid ah daacadda"

version kale oo script ee taxane ah oo "skits funny ah oo ku saabsan dugsiga ee ardayda dugsiga sare."

At imtixaanka dugsiga sare ee xisaabta. Dhinaca dambe ee miiska fadhiya Commission, macalinka meeshiisii.

Macallinka: Petrov, waxaan arki, ku rid xaashida ah Qiyaanoole miiska!

Ardayga siinayaa sariirta. Wuxuu ka soo dejiyey fadhiya, laakiin uga yaacday.

Macallinka: Petrov uusan ku dhibin dadka kale.

Petrov (kor u kacda) Gacaliye Maria Ivanovna, waxaan haystaa toban sano barayay aad xisaabta, laakiin weli ma fahmin nifiga. Waxaan halkan fadhiya karaa muddo shan maalmood ah, laakiin ma uusan go'aansan. Ka caawi ilmaha oo liita. (Giggles fasalka)

Macallinka: Petrov, weerarkiisii kale sida oo aan idiin eryo doonaa, waxaad u timid inaad resit.

Ardayga hoos fadhiya, jeedsada iyo eegayaa warqadda, isku dayayaan in ay mar kale iyo bootin go'aan.

Petrov: Marya, Marya Ivanovna, ogtahay in hadda waxaan si lama filaan ah noqonee hana go'aan!

Qosol fasalka, xubnaha guddiga qosli.

Marya: (naxariis) Gacaliye Bob, haddii aad si fiican u qabaa, ka dibna aad ku guulaysan doonaa. Fadhiiso oo ha ku dhibin dadka kale.

Petrov hoos fadhiya iyo gudahood daqiiqo ah mar kale ka bootin: Maria Ivanovna, waxaan nifiga ma shaqeeyaan! (Qosol fasalka)

Xubin ka mid ah Guddiga kor u taagan iyo fadhiya hoos si Petrov, Kaalaya, aan aragno, waxa aad heshay ma shaqeeyaan!

"Star of diskooga"

skits Funny for sare, gaaban iyo music, noocyo kala duwan oo riwaayad kasta.

Ka qaybgalayaasha: ardayda dugsiga sare, laba saaxiibo.

Sanqadhaha music mobile, laakiin ardayda waxaa si tartiib tartiib ah oo yaase u cayaaray. Waxa uu ku egyahay nin funny oo uu bilaabo inuu si firfircoon uga cayaaraan, ma helo garaaca music ah: boodada, parodies, iwm burburi oo dhan lama filaan ah express, madaxiisa ruxaya iyo maroojin macbudkiisa .. Ka dib markii hakinta gaaban, music dhow ishaysta.

The gabar ugu horeysay ee dugsiga sare (dhegta saaxiibtiis, laakiin cod weyn in ay dhagaystayaasha) Wow, iyo sidoo kale, gudcurka oo dhan, waxaad ogaan isaga?

Labaad: Haa, waa Sidorov ka our 10-B.

First: Waa maxay waxa ay isaga kula hadlo? Mar walba waxa uu u dhaqmo?

Labaad: No, aad, uu, waxaan skromnyaga maanta oo kaliya markii ugu horeysay ee 10 sano shanta kooxood ee ugu sareysa afka Ruushka helay!

"Santa Claus Gift"

Waa kuwee ciyaari Muuqaallo Christmas ardayda dugsiga sare? Funny ama classic, si ay u xalliyaan ardayda. Taasi waa mid ka mid ah xaaladood oo ka mid ah Year New mini-qabadka.

Ka qaybgalayaasha: laba arday dugsiga sare, wiil iyo carruurta.

Fadhiiso laba saaxiibo - dugsiga sare.

First: i Tiri Ivanov on sanadka cusub soo iibsaday jaakad dhogorta ah!

Labaad: Maxaad ula jeeddaan! Yaabayaan, tusi dheeraad ah.

Waxaa tagaa ee TT iyo waxa lagu celiyaa ah dhar Snow xaasnimada. A dhar jubbadda kooban, dhogorta on hooseysa.

First: (qosloba) Haa, oo dhan cad, ayuu isaguna markaas xaggeeda iibsaday jaakad dhogorta ah ...

Waxaa ka mid ahaa Ivanov in Santa Claus dhar: Well, Petrov shaqeeyaan waa in jaakad.

Caruurta yaryar ordi kor dharka kala duwan.

Ivanov fadhiya: Well, Snow xaasnimada, gabay carruurta.

Petrov: (nahey) Million, million, million, Ubax cas ...

Ivanov: Oh, Snow xaasnimada, sidoo kale, aad tahay in aan turub. Haddaba dhan ku gabyeen gabay ah oo ku saabsan sanadka cusub, iyo hadiyado ma noqon doonto.

Ivanov: Yar, si dheeraysa ugu qubeyska, iyo aan halkaan joogo, waayo, hadda waan idin dhisi doonaa baaritaan gabay. markii hore soo baxay ayaa.

Boy: Santa Claus, laakiin aad ha ka welwelin, eryi hadiyado iyo reebtay. Waxaan sheegi doonaa BATE, wuxuu bixin doonaa.

Wiil Labaad: Hey, Ivanov in gadhka, oo weli gabayada. Guys, iman.

Carruurta Rabti on Santa Claus, Snow xaasnimada kala go'in, qaado bac.

Ivanov: (gadhka iyo hat simbiriirixan) Waa hagaag, Petrova! 10 matinees iyo waxaan kale waa lacag la'aan.

Muuqaallo School, funny for sare ama si weyn u daran, si siman si fiican u aqbalay by dhagaystayaasha iyo dhigi soo bandhigeen ee ah midabo, cad iyo xusuus.