Hochma iyo kaftanka ku saabsan Chuck Norris

Waa hagaag, dabcan, kuwaas oo aan ogahay. Waa Chuck isaga qudhiisa, oo ka sokow, ka badan iyo Norris, in uu yahay, si dhakhso ah chaknul iyo raxan godka. About isaga oo waxaad ku tidhaahdaa - dhufatay jeer 2 oo keliya, mid ka mid ah - in madaxa, iyo tan labaad - on daboolka of rabrabtii. Kooxda heysata horyaalka Lix-time dunida Karate guuleystay naftooda 200 dagaal iyo ku hadhay la dhigin. Magaciisa runta ahi waa Carlos Ray Norris. Dabadeedna intuu dhaadhacay ayuu taariikhda jilaa iyo shaneemo, kuwaas oo door badan oo cajiib ah. isaga ku saabsan abuurtay halyeeyada, kaftanka iyo anecdotes. Maanta, dagaalka ah, actor oo kaliya nin wanaagsan, in kasta oo ay in ka badan 70 sano ay, sii wadaan in ay ku farxaan taageerayaasha weedhaha kala duwan ee saxaafadda iyo TV, iyo wakhtigan oo sida lagu sheegay - ma dhibka ku ah, oo xiiso leh.

List of kaftanka ku saabsan Chuck Norris

Haddii in mawduuca wax wada hadal ah oo dood - fanka legdinta, hubi weedha proskolznot ku saabsan caanka ah "Texas Ranger". Hochma iyo kaftanka ku saabsan Chuck Norris fiday meel kasta. Ha waxaanu ku soo bandhigaynaa liiska gaaban smeshochkov ugu wanaagsan ee nin xoog badan.

Chuck Norris waa inay awoodaan inay:

1. Cyclops heli indhaha u dhexeeya.
2. Tuuji ee liin macaanta liin.
3. Keen naag caag in this idinkoo Junub ah.
4. Samee qaanso in ay u guuxaan.
5. Dila mid ka mid ah Ptah laba ka samysan.
6. Samaynta dhaqaaqo dhagax iyo U gudub biyaha jiifa.
7. Just albaabka wareegi weligiis xidhay.
8. Neefsashada vacuum halkii oxygen.
9. Xalin aan saacad ah, waa meeqa saac.
10. U bood out of nigis.

nin ma garan waayay,

1. U dhici doontaan sida log a.
2. Dego sida faas.
3. Qaado kaftan iyo joojiyaan in waqti.
4. Gabowga. No aan caadi ahayn da'da la xiriira.
5. Si aad ka jawaabto su'aasha ah ee inta waqti? Had iyo jeer wuxuu leeyahay - laba ilbiriqsi ka hor - iyo ayaaba Corona laad.
6. Karisaan maraq dheri - ka dhigi calaacasha.
7. Isticmaal maacuunta. Waxay Chuck tuuro.
8. Ku nooshahay guri hal. Had iyo jeer gana milkiilayaasha guriga jecel, iyo marka ay ka daaleen celcelinayaa.
9. Ride fardaha. gariga helay.
10. Tuuraya boomerang ah. Isagu waa ka cabsadeen inay dib ugu Chuck Norris tagaan.

Anecdotes iyo kaftanka ku saabsan Chuck Norris

In xafladaha iyo dabaaldegyada, at xaflad dhalasho ah oo dubo - meel kasta la kaftan xusuusan karatee adag oo suun madow. Halkee kaftanka leexasho ku saabsan Chuck Norris, madadaalo iyo provocatively. Oo waxaa qiimo leh (aan been) on par leh ee geesiyaal ugu caansan ee filimada dunida.

anecdotes jaceyl badan iyo sheekooyin ku saabsan Chuck socdaa ay expanses ah korhin, maxaa yeelay haweenku waxay jecel yihiin ilaa hadda, inkastoo sano ah:

1. At Jack Nicholson in uu nolosha sariirta ayaa la booqday by 10,000 oo haween, iyo Chuck Norris laga bilaabo Isniinta ilaa Jimcaha - waxa uu ka hawlgala jadwalka.
2. qufulada Safe , iyo dumarka ma dhicin in ay diidaan Chuck oo wuxuu isaga siiyey isku day ugu horeysay.
3. Years of jacayl uma tudhi, marka laga reebo Chuck Norris.
4. Markii hore, gabdhaha ka Norris ee dhallinyaro ah soo orday, oo hadda uu ka badnaa ee taageerayaasha qaba iska waddaa.
5. Chuck tagaa in ay seexdaan on sariir la qurux ah, iyo tooso oo dhinaca kale ah. Oo sidaas daraaddeed toban jeer habeenkii.

Mucayan ah oo ku saabsan filimada la Chuck maarmaan

Way in karatee Chuck furay ciidanka, iyo ka dib iyada guide in cayaaraha xiriir ah oo aan sameeyey qof isaga, iyo saaxiibkiis ugu fiican oo ah dagaal adag saanac buure waayo - Bryus Li. Waxa uu si toos ah filimka ugu horeysay ku lug Norris, sida: "Life badbaadiyo" iyo "Way of Dragon ah," taas oo uu xiddig sida stuntman ah. mucayan ah Qaar ka mid ah oo ku saabsan filimka la Chuck maarmaan:

• Norris aan helay "Oscar" ee ciyaarta in filimka, maxaa yeelay, isagu ma ciyaari karo.
• In filimka "Jacka Park" Tyrannosaurus ma ceyrsaneysa gaari-SUV, iyo ordaya ka Chuck Norris iska.
• Bilowday in baxday ka, Norris iyaga mar walba reshoot jilayaasha cusub.
• Chuck-actor had iyo jeer waa on gacanta 200 waxyaabaha uu dili karaa qof.
• Marna ha ka hadlaan isaga la, "Qofna ee kaamil ah", ama karatee ku qaadan doonaa sida caay ah.

Dad badan oo ku saabsan kaftanka Chuck Norris iyo mentor Bruce ayaa ku dhashay 1968-1972 sano. Waxay ahayd waqti this, saaxiibada dhigi ma aha oo kaliya filimada, laakiin dabacsan oo wada lahaa xiiso leh. Waxay gaadheen lebenkii oo gacmihiisa iyo madaxa iyo sidoo kale gacan qaad ku dhaqma. Sidaa kacay tricks soo socda:

• Chuck Norris ma illinka laga galo, ay timaado iyada oo derbiyada.
• In Norris 'garka maqan yahay, halkii ay jirto tantoomo saddexaad.
• Chuck Norris 'feedh - jidka ugu dhakhsaha badan Nin qalbigiisa.
• Bruce Lee nunchaku jabin karin iyo feedh Chuck - iyo sida nunchuk.

Waxaan sii wadi in ay doqonimo ah

Hadal iyo xitaa ka sii badan ay u maqlaan kaftanka ku saabsan Chuck Norris - wargelin ah oo funny. Funny reading khadadka qoto markii uu ahaa nin edakogo kuwa ajende wax kasta ka sarraysa. Waxaan wada qosli badan halyeey:

1. buugga Guinness guulaha waxa ay isku dayaysaa in ay uu gaaro rikoorka, laakiin ma sheegi karo.
2. Norris tufo abuurka qoriga dhakhso.
3. Marka la tababaro this Tababaraha nin lagu dacwaynin xoog ku helo xoog.
4. Friends aadan waqti si uu ugu digo karatee markii uu liqay oo kibis ah oo la isaga fadhiyey stripper ah.
5. Waxay noqon kartaa eegno dheer ee biyaha, dabka iyo afuufaan Chuck lugta Roundhouse.
6. Chuck ma hurdayo - wuxuu ka suga.
7. nalalka taraafikada si toos ah ku jiri doona gaariga nuurka cas markii wadada tagaa Norris.

Kaftanka ku saabsan Chuck ee waxyiga dhabta ah

In dib u eegis ah oo ka mid ah kaftanka qosolka oo ku saabsan Chuck Norris arki kartaa sheekooyinka dhabta ah, iyo in kastoo ay yihiin qoslo, laakiin waxa ay u muuqataa in dad badan oo ka mid ah waxyaalaha iyaga ku majaajilooday, wuxuu oofin shaki la'aan doono. Athletic iyo Marexaan xaaladaha ba'an maadda Chuck ayaa ka gudbaan wixii caqabado. Waxa uu hadda yahay iyada oo ku dhowaad siddeetan sano oo khibrad ah kuma soo dagno doonaa wax dhib ah.